Christianity In 3 Easy Steps

Please excuse the personal blog entry, but I thought this would be extremely helpful for those of you in the early stages of independent life...

Aaron Job has successfully summarized practical theology into three easy steps, in this letter to his mommy:

Translation:

Dear Mommy,

I love you so much. I will not love Satan. I love God better than you. I hope you will love me too.

Love A.J.

Here's all you need to know guys...Love your mom, don't love Satan, love God more. Got it?